Entry ??? [Fourth Wall Open for business]

[seasaltkeys]

[And business it is indeed. Given that Roxas is hanging out in Goldenrod for the holidays, he might as well be working. Which is where he is this time around, working at the Goldenrod Department store.

He doesn't really notice the light of fourth wall breakage this time around, being a bit more focused on stocking shelves with Christmas things. He pauses only for a moment to stare at a thing of pokemon elf ears, wondering what sort of trainer would try to humiliate their pokemon with these thing.

The next thing he knows, he's standing in a room full of Pikachu and Pichu and where did all of these rodents come from and what does he do about it?]

Where did you all...come from?

Comments

[sucima-oeled.livejournal.com]

... what a bunch of rats.

[And he PUNTS one of the Pikachu away with a boot.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

[Oh no you didn't! Guess who's catching the Pikachu to check on it.]

Hey! What was that for?

[sucima-oeled.livejournal.com]

You have a rat infestation.

[He picks up a Pichu and watches it squirm in his hand, before tossing it at a bunch of the electric rodents. STRIKE.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

[Roxas opens his mouth to respond but...okay yeah Vanitas has a point but still]

You shouldn't treat them like that! They didn't do anything to you.

[Don't hurt his rodents, jerk.]

[sucima-oeled.livejournal.com]

They're pests. And them cluttering the place doesn't count?

[Wham, portal. He going to start tossing Pikachus and Pichus in there--]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

They aren't pests!

[Shove. Stop doing that! He is in pika-protect mode.]

They just showed up...but there's better ways of dealing with them. It's not like they've caused a mess or anything.

[Yet.]

[sucima-oeled.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Let me see you try and deal with all of them then.

[Pika pika chu chuu's everywhere CAN YOU HANDLE IT?]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

Alright I will.

[Give him a minute to think up a plan and talk to his own pikachu. Sparky will try to mobilize the pikachu, but they all seem to ignore him when he moves onto the next group. It's not really working.]

[sucima-oeled.livejournal.com]

I got a better idea.

[THOSE ARE UNVERSED APPEARING ALL AROUND THEM.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[He doesn't care what they are they look like heartless get them away from his pikachu]

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

Maybe they came from Pikachu's forest! [And Ash's Pikachu wants to join all those Pikachu and Pikachu, bro.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

There's a pikachu forest? But how'd they get all the way here. I would have seen them come in. Probably.

[And Roxas's pikachu, Sparky, is jumping up to say hi there pika-bro!]

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

Well, it's called Pikachu's forest, but it's not anywhere in Johto... [Ash laughs sheepishly before his Pikachu jumps off of Ash's shoulder, giving a small, "Chaa~!" in response.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

Is it in Kanto? I'm gonna have to look for it.

[Because he loves Pikachu. Sparky in the meantime is going to say hi because new friends are the best friends!]

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was. I think it was near the Viridian Forest.

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that. A whole forest of Pikachu...

Though I should probably deal with these guys.

[Looking around at his room full of pikachu. He doesn't think his employers will like this...]

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

I'll help out too! Pikachu, you ready? [And the rodent gives a smirk that means that he's definitely more than ready.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

So...uh...any ideas?

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

We can do a marching band kinda thing!

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

Pikachu knows! [And Pikachu gives a squeal before starting to sing, "Pi, pika, pikachu~ Pi-pika cha~!"]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

[And Roxas will just watch in amazement as the pikachu seem to be listening and joining in]

[nicepartner.livejournal.com]

Way to go, Pikachu! Keep at it! [And time for more Pikamusic, apparently.]

[seasalttwilight.livejournal.com]

[Is it in time to the background music?]

Hey, Sparky, help lead them.